5.28 “Long-Distance Lovers”
Young couple Blair (Mae Whitman) and Augie (Darren Criss) reach out for advice from Fiona (Lisa Kudrow) concerning their long-distance cyber relationship.
5.29 “Losing Followers”
During a session with Blair and Augie, Fiona discovers that the couple is having relationship problems.
5.30 “Closer When We’re Apart”
Fiona is stunned to discover that Blair and Augie think they can solve their problems without her.
Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…
These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
- Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”*Crying with laughter*
ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.
I think I just found a new favourite piece of literature
beyond flawless: daniel radcliffe
